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No pleasing some people…

Saturday, July 23rd, 2005


Defining what is pornographic is clearly tricky - does the above plaque on board the Pioneer 10 spacecraft count? Perhaps… In the course of research on online pornography for an upcoming report on harm and offense in the media I came across this quote which raised a smile in the report Youth, Pornography and the Internet - an otherwise fairly grim read:

Content drawn from mainstream art and science has been called pornographic. For example, a plaque carried on Pioneer 10, the first space probe to leave the solar system, was called pornographic because it included engravings of nude human figures. … one newspaper published the images on the plaque, but erased the nipples, saying that "[a] family newspaper must uphold community standards." Another newspaper affiliated with a religious denomination said that the plaque should have had praying hands rather than nudes. And a major newspaper printed the image in full, but received a letter from a reader that said, "I was shocked by the blatant display of both male and female sex organs. . . . Isn’t it enough that we must tolerate the bombardment of pornography through the media of film and smut magazines? Isn’t it bad enough that our own space agency officials have found it necessary to spread this filth even beyond our own solar system?" On some of the committee’s site visits, various parties objected to Internet images of classical Greek statues of the human body and Leonardo da Vinci’s Vitruvian Man.

Technologies of giving-your-Self-a-headache

Friday, March 4th, 2005

I innocently thought I would apply Foucault’s concept of Technologies of the Self to personal weblogging (since it seems to me the personal weblog has a lot in common with the self-reflexive and discursive practices Foucault outlined late in his life). Unfortunately, I immediately stumbled into a bog of academic debate from which I am struggling to extricate myself. Little did I realise how contentious Foucault’s ideas about self are - particularly among feminists. Made me feel a bit like Mary Hudock who defines Technologies of the Self thus:

Foucault’s phrase ‘technologies of the self’ refers to ways in which people put forward, and police, their ’selves’ in society; and the ways in which they are enabled or constrained in their use of different techniques by available and disenchanting discourses where the geometric flux abdicates the signifier, leaving us even further removed from any coherent sense of “self” and with our heads on the floor after downing a whole bottle of Jack Daniels in search of the ever-elusive transendental signifier that just might, just might, lead to a sense of self.

I am not sure that even my Finger Foucault can help me now… Maybe I should have stuck with Bourdieu after all!

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A bit of media history

Friday, February 25th, 2005

I have scanned in extracts from “Too Much TV“, a picture book for kids that was apparently recommended by the Canadian government. It was published in 1984 so I guess it wouldn’t have been in time to influence my behaviour…

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Satire a little close to home

Sunday, January 23rd, 2005

Salon’s set of satirical tech/politics predictions for 2005 includes this:

Just weeks after announcing ambitious plans to digitize millions of books from five major libraries, Google burns down its electronic Alexandria before even really starting it.

The problem isn’t the anticipated copyright headaches. It’s the readers — or lack thereof.

“When news of our plans broke, we were flooded with e-mails from college students begging us to make more term papers available, not books,” says a Google executive who asked not to be named. “The kids told us that they have plenty of access to books on paper that they don’t read. What they really need is someone to do the reading, thinking and writing for them.”

Convinced that absolutely no one wants to read most of the tomes they’d just begun digitizing, Google decides to divert the tens of millions designated for the book project into hiring underemployed Ph.D.’s to build up the world’s biggest virtual term-paper library.

I certainly hope it’s scholarship and not laziness that prompts people to request copies of my MSc dissertation and other academic writing

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Get your loony predictions about the Internet here…

Tuesday, January 11th, 2005

The wonderful people at Pew working with Elon U have come up with a database of pundits’ predictions about the Internet in the early 1990s. I am sure of many minutes of entertainment looking through it for particularly lame predictions and prognostications. My personal favourite so far is “Will we allow ourselves to be possessed by the vision of a Net whose purpose is to help create and support HEROES? Or will we dismiss it all with a keystroke and get back to the REAL FUN STUFF on alt.flame.Joe.schmuck.the.world’s.greatest.poophead? ? Steve Crocker, 1995″ (Which do you think we ended up with?)

I might make a prediction myself - after all the guy predicting we’ll be able to download coffee got published…

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Santa studies

Tuesday, December 28th, 2004

I’m a little late with this I know but Marc Abrahams, editor of the Annals of Improbable Research has found a number of quirky Christmas-related academic studies, which are summarised in his Guardian column. My favourite?

Joel Waldfogel at the University of Pennsylvania reported in the American Economic Review: “A potentially important micro-economic aspect of gift-giving is that gifts may be mismatched with the recipients’ preferences … Estimates indicate that between a tenth and a third of the value of holiday gifts is destroyed by gift-giving.”

If there are any relations reading I assure you that your own ones lost no value!

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A comic guide to your lit review

Thursday, July 8th, 2004

Piled Higher and Deeper comic strip

From Piled Higher and Deeper - an entertaining comic strip on the grad student life from Stanford.

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